Cape Cod Weather Today: Oh why even talk about it. It's grey again, chance of rain all day.
I want this guy's job. Buoy lawn jockey.
Stand around in the back yard, holding useless things. Just look ornamental. Don't have to drive anyone to anywhere. Don't have to rush to any appointments. Don't have to sit through a tedious neighborhood board meeting to argue about how much money to spend on seaweed removal. Don't have to try to finagle your way into the vet's office to get stitches for your dog's leg. I mean, the buoy jockey's got it made, right?
Although...I guess life would get a little boring. And my arm would probably get tired.